german empire

yemen but flipped....

Random guy 1: Hey, what if you flip Yemen flag?
Random Yemeni guy: that would be german empire.... so not.

by hellothere356 November 13, 2022

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022

Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.

Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true

by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021

German Friday

When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.

Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021

German Bias

1 Getting beaten up by other Nations but just then your strengths are comin out.
2 Being shit until the team throws up and you have to defend.

"Everything was just fine, but then German Bias hit and his FDG got citadelled by a DD"

by N7_Machine December 26, 2021

Germans

FYI: Germans is a Latvian male. He’s not German, so please don’t make this assumption unless you want to piss him off. He’s also one person, not two, regardless of his name’s plural nature. He’s neat and extremely intelligent. A kind hearted snob with high standards, so make sure you can meet his expectations if you want him to like you. He’s a good friend and listener, so you can call him anytime. He’ll most likely be answering emails or doing his laundry. You can also find him in the kitchen cooking up an elaborate meal he can share with his friends.

Germans has a big appetite and gets easily hungover. He likes to watch action tv shows and fall asleep with the lights on.

He’s a shy person so a compliment can go a long way. He’s quiet but spontaneous, often driven by idealistic tendencies and lots of curiosity. He won’t stop until he’s had his questions answered through experiences.

Germans is such an unpredictable guy… you never know what he’ll be doing next, but that’s why we like him!

by Skinny_legend_1997 January 30, 2022

the germanic spin

Where 2 men with 8 inch long penises and above grab eachother by their erect penises and proceed to spin in a circle together.

I did the germanic spin last night with Jerry

by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022