Ze German

Ze German - Legendary Friend
I’m always better, but still epic

Hi Ze German Bro

by Bets January 20, 2022

German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.

Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true

by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021

German Friday

When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.

Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021

German Bias

1 Getting beaten up by other Nations but just then your strengths are comin out.
2 Being shit until the team throws up and you have to defend.

"Everything was just fine, but then German Bias hit and his FDG got citadelled by a DD"

by N7_Machine December 26, 2021

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022

Germans

FYI: Germans is a Latvian male. He’s not German, so please don’t make this assumption unless you want to piss him off. He’s also one person, not two, regardless of his name’s plural nature. He’s neat and extremely intelligent. A kind hearted snob with high standards, so make sure you can meet his expectations if you want him to like you. He’s a good friend and listener, so you can call him anytime. He’ll most likely be answering emails or doing his laundry. You can also find him in the kitchen cooking up an elaborate meal he can share with his friends.

Germans has a big appetite and gets easily hungover. He likes to watch action tv shows and fall asleep with the lights on.

He’s a shy person so a compliment can go a long way. He’s quiet but spontaneous, often driven by idealistic tendencies and lots of curiosity. He won’t stop until he’s had his questions answered through experiences.

Germans is such an unpredictable guy… you never know what he’ll be doing next, but that’s why we like him!

by Skinny_legend_1997 January 30, 2022