False confidence man

The type of man who is full of false confidence about his abilities to satisfy a woman in the bedroom (or wherever else you try to get your rocks off. A man who thinks he made a woman squirt even though she's so turned off she can only describe it as being fucked by a pencil wrapped in sandpaper

Mark was known as False Confidence man despite having to repetitively ask the woman for reassurance & to ask vital questions such as "am I doing this right?"

by Thefairyseshmother March 19, 2026

False-Flag Shagger

Someone who enthusiastically amplifies, defends, or props up false flag narratives - the planted stories, staged provocations, and manufactured pretexts used to justify dodgy actions. Doesn't question the official line, shares the state-approved version like gospel, and calls anyone who pokes holes in it a conspiracy theorist. Basically doing the propagandist's job for free and loving every minute of it.

Ostrovsky's tweeting Churchill quotes at people again like he's narrating a World War II documentary instead of cheerleading a bombing campaign. My guy, you're not Winston - you're a false-flag shagger with a blue tick."

by Poojinky March 22, 2026

False Gamiphobe

Someone who knowingly or unknowingly falsely insists they have no game because they do not try. (Not to be confused with a Gamiphobe)

I think Tommy is really a False Gamiphobe, no one even talks about him.

by Hdjejchnd May 8, 2025

False Flaggot

A person who believes that the military (or a similar entity) commits acts in which they sacrifice their own men or civilians and puts the blame on some other party while in actuality both sides work together in staging the incident and there are no real casualties.

That truther guy is a false flaggot, he can't see the staged event for what it is – a hoax in which nobody cried and nobody died.

by TLWS June 30, 2025

False Dichotomy

Neither. Release me from the echo chamber or I'll murder a little and then as many people as I can.

Hym "And I could be wrong. I don't actually know what you see. Authors couldn't ever see their own posts unless they were flagged for review. But, complying with your philosophy of how the world words is not the solution to what is happening here and if YOU are trying to make it the ONLY solution to my situation then you are in fact using weaponized schizophrenia to enforce your own belief system. So now THIS is the only solution. Oh? False Dichotomy you say? It'll become true on a long enough timeline if the you don't understand the words 'release me from the echo chamber or I'll kill your kids' and do those words immediately. I'll give you a second to Google the word immediately."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

false pineapple

False Pineapple is the way, our god. Believe in the False Pineapple, do as it wishes, and everything in your life will be alright.

False Pineapple is my way of life

by kollo July 24, 2025

False Pineapple

False Pineapple, Pineapple (scientific name Ananas macrodontes) is an EVIL variant of the pineapple. You can tell because it is a blood red color, has spikes, and generally just looks devious all around.

By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.

Is that a.. a.. FALSE PINEAPPLE?!?!
RUN!!!

by OddSmartman July 24, 2025