Skip to main content
Engrish is the kind of English that is used in stuff translated from Japanese.
All your base are belong to us

Don't spit on the sidewalks too loud!
Engrish by Bananaaasss August 16, 2005
A word or sentence taken out of hand and translated by idiots from Japanese to English.
As seen in the DDR video Witch Doctor: "Are you enjoy?"

Englishit 

Shitty English. Created oringanally by Miyavi
"Ahhh. Sorry for my Enlgishit!!"
"I know I have Englishit"
Englishit by hfdjiop August 19, 2007

Englishman

Scum of the earth who always believes football is coming home after beating a country with a population less than London
Person “Did you see that England beat San Marino
Englishman “yeah it’s coming home, it’s coming, footballs coming home”
Person “oh dear”
Englishman by Baywatch March 31, 2021

Engrish Breakfast 

After a night on the tiles that ended with eating dodgy oriental food one wakes up in the morning having shit the bed with undigested bean sprouts, shitaki mushrooms etc caked on the bed spread.
Engrish Breakfast "oh dear some one spilled chinese take away on my bed spread" pause "oh fuck evasive action"


Engrish Breakfast by mabawsa March 13, 2009

Drunkard_Englishman 

Someone of a fat nature; commonly a programmer. Often gets drunk at pubs and talks about things like Penny Arcade with friends.
Drunkard_Englishman by dom June 1, 2003