Fake depression 

Usually some kids who think they are depressed and edgy for listening to Billie Eilish. The often make cringey posts about how they are so depressed and trapped.

Did you see Emily’s gacha video?

Yeah, why?
Its so cool to be depressed!
No, no its not its fake depression

Fake depression by Napstablook_the_ghost May 28, 2020

Post beach vacation depression 

Post beach vacation depression-

The feeling that is provoked after a relaxing vacation at the beach.

Symptoms include:

Sand in your crack, lost toll booth tickets, missing annoying family members(ok then you know you've lost it), memory loss, yelling at your favorite sister, hateful blogging, fighting with spouses or boyfriends, empty feeling from vomiting or not being able to eat cause you are so hung over, not enjoying your children, aches and pains associated with dancing and falling asleep in some strange place, alcohol withdrawl, grass stains of unknown origin on your clothing, receiving nasty grams from people who are hatin', uncontrollable crying, being broke, unable to find your way back to the state you came from, failing exams and having to use the term...

"What happens at the beach, stays at the beach."

Litte sister- I have been crying all day and I can't concentrate on studying for my final exam...

Big sister- Oh My God! I have been crying all day too! You know what we have? We have Post beach vacation depression!

Post beach vacation depression by KC, MFD & Big Sister T August 4, 2007

post-Twilight depression 

the feeling a person gets when they finish the last book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, and decide that its dull and boring main character will never measure up to the skillfully-crafted main characters in the Harry Potter series

I finished reading the Twilight saga, and then I felt like I would go through a post-Twilight depression, but it quickly ended... I realized that in twenty years from now, in the middle of my midlife crisis, I would re-read the Harry Potter series for comfort, not Twilight, which just can't be compared to J.K. Rowling's writing style.

post-Twilight depression by SomeDudeWhoLikesThePotterBooks July 29, 2009

clinical depression 

The same exact thing as depression, but usually more severe. Fluffed up with the world 'clinical' to make the problem seem medical.

depressed person: im miserable

psychiatrist: oh no no no you have clinical depression

depressed person: fuck you who cares about your technicalities

psychiatrist: theres a totally different brain structure

depressed person: no there isnt you just made that up

psychiatrist: um...i dunno

clinical depression by Shadow Creator October 27, 2007

post-party depression

Basically hungover but with remorse and pain that results from over doing it the night before.

"Man all day I was lying around thinking 'I want my mommy'...
I had post-party depression.

post-party depression by paulstothewall July 12, 2007

inbox depression 

n. A dysphoric state of mind that occurs after one looks into one's email inbox with great anticipation of something, only to feel rejected that nobody has sent the individual a particular email.

I had a major case of inbox depression going on for months as I waited for med school admission notifications to come in.

inbox depression by RehabbedMacAddict October 17, 2009

Shrek depression 

Shrek depression is where you love watching Shrek so much and then it ends. It causes you to be very depressed and put into a shrekdiculous state. Also it mainly begins when in Shrek 4, you believe Shrek to die. Some may be cured by the following:
•eating an onion
•doing the roar
•watching the Shrek Christmas special

Some may not ever be cured and will be put into a Shrek depression forever.

Recently I watched Shrek and when he nearly died in Shrek 4, I got a bad case of Shrek depression.

Shrek depression by I’m sad :(( June 21, 2018