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Capricorn

Probably one of the worst signs of the zodiac. Capricorns are social climbers and only care about status. Yes, you are smart but not in a good way. You guys are manipulative, controlling. Females are the equivalent of Lady Macbeth. Yet, you can be easily corrupted and a follower. You people suck. You can be aggressive and blunt when it is not necessary.
by zorro4u April 4, 2008
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Crap Slap

When you go into a room and shit into your hand, then run out wildly and slap someone in the face while the shit is in your hand.
Wow! Nick sure did get Chase with that Crap Slap.
by Mooneyham April 17, 2006
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crap nugget

hence Adrielle's (who is a sketchgasm) face is a crap nugget hence her face is a nugget full of crap.
by Olivia S. January 22, 2008
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What the crap

what Travis jacked from big game james
What the crap?!?!?!?!?
by T-man October 27, 2004
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crap chute

A chute that carries only crap. No matter what, the only thing coming out of that chute is crap. Used to describe a situation which can only result it a crappy outcome.
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Hot Crap

What you say when something is indescribably amazing
\"HOT CRAP\" This crossdressing video is the funniest thing ever!\"
by bubba_taylor April 26, 2005
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Capricorn

The thing that holds fruits and food at Thanksgiving.
Damn dude, let me get some food from that Capricorn. - George Washington
by itsyaboiuhhh April 19, 2018
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