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Calabasas High School

"Paradise," "amazing," and "best place ever" are just some of the words that come to mind when I envision this mecca of secondary education.

A beautiful place, that is manifested in the campus' aesthetics, with its dreary grey-and-white masonry, gum-spattered floors, puke-colored walls, and the delicious smell of greasy french fries that radiate from the cafeteria every lunch period.

The students here are so nice. And when they need some extra help on an exam, that's when they are at their sweetest. You will be showered with words praising your beauty, knowledge, and talent from people who genuinely love and care about you. People consider staying in on a Friday night and masturbating to be fun. Drinking and drugs are never a problem. The few drug users are shunned accordingly.

We have some of the best sports teams in California. No, actually, the USA. Have you seen our football team? Every player is on the fast-track to NCAA D-1 football, and then the NFL. Yeah, they're THAT good. Our student-athletes are so dedicated that we are reigning Marmonte League champions in every single sport, and fellow teams cower at our prowess, poise, and skill.

Our teachers are incredible. They care about each and every one of their students, so much that they have no problem giving you an A in a class when you really deserve a C.

We also have a supermodel named Cathy who patrols the campus. Seriously, it just doesn't get any better than this. Come to CHS. You'll love it.
You know you wish you go to Calabasas High School.
by iloveCHS May 24, 2010
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caledonia

a shitty town were the water has steroids in thats why they all ways beat avon in football
"hey when do you we play caledonia"
"idk they're just gunna beat us anyways"
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Caleeb

When dogs hump air. can be performed by male or female dogs.
Max looked out the window and seen the lonely female dog rolling in the grass, he then began to caleeb vigorously.

Dog 1:Ruff!
Dog 2:*caleeb*
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"Man That Girl Got The Mean Cakebutts."

"See That Girl Right I Beat That Cakebutt Up."
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Cale

Guy 1: That dude is a Cale.
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cale

A word used to describe a man who is obsessed with proving his manlyness.
Greg was being such a cale last night.
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caledonia

Yes it is small town Michigan, rural, but not backward. They have had continuous updating to the city limit sign(s). Originally on same pole, and sign read; enter leave, enter leave as it swung in the wind, BUT, now there are two signs marking the village boundries and is a convient place to hang a hammock. A 1957 graduate of H.S. says you'll have fond mememories 60yrs from now.
If the smell of cow dung has your nostrils yearning for relief, Your in Caledonia, Michigan
by BOB ROWLAND February 11, 2005
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