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Boner Vernon 

A highschool dude who preys on younger kids both male and female. Often comes across as a f-boy with a severe case of "It's not a phase."
"oh look, a Boner Vernon"

"Hide the fetal children"
Boner Vernon by WasabiWizard April 6, 2022

Boner frigate 

An organisation, community, or place typified by frustrated homosexual energy, typically male.
My brother works in IT at Yale — during the day it seems like a friendly place, but if you saw their web logs at night — man, that place is a boner frigate.
Boner frigate by jtrefgarne April 21, 2022

boner terrorism 

when another person attempts to force you to have a boner in a bad situation, like work, or a corporate presentation.
Jeff: My sadistic ex keeps boner terrorizing dudes in this online community they're in.

Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.

Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?

Boner Sauce

It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.
“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”

“Do you have boner sauce?”

Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”
Boner Sauce by BIG TEEPEE 12345678 September 9, 2022

Boner-able 

When a male is very vulnerable , therefore a woman catch approach him and engage in sexual activity. With it being of consent from the male of course.
My buddy bagels ended up going home with that very attractive female because she noticed he was acting very boner-able. So she took advantage of him.
Boner-able by DirkDiggler909 September 12, 2022

Boner cemetery 

Where fun goes to die.
Dude, did you watch that boring risk management seminar? What a boner cemetery.
Boner cemetery by hl friendly December 8, 2022