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Baltimore Asshole

A Baltimore Asshole is a self administered rim job. That is, self analingus.
I will bend Citizen Baba up like a pretzel and help him receive the Baltimore Asshole he desperately needs.
by babaisapussy April 29, 2015
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asshole poppery

the insane act of embodying another human to do the unholy act of pop another's rectal hole
god damn i don't remember yesterday but there was definitely some asshole poppery
by nigger blaster52 June 21, 2017
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asshole stinger

after you take a big shit, you cant sit down because your asshole burns like hell.
the other day my friend was over my house when he needed to take a shit. unfortunately he clogged my toilet but in revenge he couldn't sit down for a week because of the asshole stinger he got.
by BUTT MAN December 31, 2013
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holiday asshole

N. A person who at a festive event, wedding, holiday, party, is is being an asshole, or just makes an ass out of themselves and ruins it for everybody.
The christmas party was awesome until Brad upper decked the bathroom and got us kicked out of the party, what a holiday asshole.

Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.

He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.

I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.

He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.

That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.
by Governor Captain Jack December 8, 2013
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asshole effect

The tendency for meetings to go longer than necessary because participants feel the need to share their own opinions even though, typically, these opinions are not useful.

Origin: From "opinions are like assholes--everybody has one" and the asshole move of extending meetings longer than necessary.
1. "UGH we could have ended the meeting a half hour early but there was MAJOR asshole effect going on today!"

2. "This is a nice report on our fourth quarter earnings. However, in your pie chart you use magenta and I think that crimson would be more pleasing to the eyes."
"You know, John, when this is printed out through the second floor copier, the color is always slightly different than what appears on screen."
"Hmm, is that so? Has Richard looked at that lately? Have we been sending out reports with the wrong color of crimson this whole time?"
"I think mauve would be a nice color. It was used on the quarter 3 report. It also matches nicely with our company's logo."
"How about colorblind people? Will this be a problem when they read the report?"
"Hmm, Chad, can you get us some numbers on how many potentially colorblind people will be reading this?"
"Ooh, we might also want to do a cost-benefit analysis of toner costs."
<sigh...>
by trevacious February 4, 2016
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the devil's asshole

An adjective describing something either extremely hot (no, not hot as in hot attractive, hot as in hot temperature) like it came from the fiery depths of hell, having an ungodly stinking stench, or both.
It's as hot as the devil's asshole in here!
Jesus Christ, it stinks to all hell here, like I'm lying down on the devil's asshole after he just let rip!
by yqwertzx August 27, 2022
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asshole it up

To change the manner in treatment of others whereby the new change in attitude and treatment justifies being called an asshole
1. I'm sick of being so nice to people. I need to asshole it up
by Hashkey February 29, 2012
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