Hair Market

Hair market is when you forget to shave your pubes and someone wants to eat your dick. Or when you eat pubes because ramen isn't enough.

"How was it?"
"Omg he is such a hair market."

by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019

Kai’s Hair

When you lose something, and it’s gone forever. No chance you get it back.

Adam: Hey did Griff get with that girl last night?
Nick: Ya, I heard his virginity is Kai’s Hair
Adam: Bout time...

Riley: * hits golf Ball*
Riley: FUCK! Well that balls Kai’s Hair for sure, I’m hitting another.

by Adammenkens March 6, 2021

hair hop

When yo hair has so much volume you look like an eighties stand up comedian.

That girl is so fine and she got hair hop

by Candle wax May 26, 2017

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022

tasman hair

A 10 inch dick covered in hair.

"Wow look at that Tasman Hair!"

by THECOOL May 21, 2014

Hair stache

When someone (a woman) has a mustache.

Did you see that womans' hair stache?

by loveyounot October 4, 2016

granny hairs

the thick dark hair woman get on their chin. mostly comes up only one hair at a time.

Katie: oh shelly you have a couple granny hairs on your chin!
shelly: no problem i'll just grab my tweezers

by lazindra March 21, 2011