Definitions by BigFwithAbigD

Tubular 

When you are describing a man dick and he is less to be desired.

"His dick was just totally tubular!"

Tubular by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019

Hair Market 

Hair market is when you forget to shave your pubes and someone wants to eat your dick. Or when you eat pubes because ramen isn't enough.

"How was it?"
"Omg he is such a hair market."

Hair Market by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019