2 definitions by BigFwithAbigD

When you are describing a man dick and he is less to be desired.
by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019
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Hair market is when you forget to shave your pubes and someone wants to eat your dick. Or when you eat pubes because ramen isn't enough.
"How was it?"
"Omg he is such a hair market."
by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019
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