Tubular

When you are describing a man dick and he is less to be desired.
"His dick was just totally tubular!"
by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019
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Hair Market

Hair market is when you forget to shave your pubes and someone wants to eat your dick. Or when you eat pubes because ramen isn't enough.
"How was it?"
"Omg he is such a hair market."
by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019
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