a paid actor

When something does it’s “job” well

Person1: wow this picture of you looks bomb!
Person2: Right? The sun was a paid actor

by original hot mommy October 4, 2022

a keeper

a term used to describe a girl that you love very much and plan to "keep",
makes you laugh has the best personality funny cute and sexy

cheers you up when you are sad, makes you smile constantly by just being her.
always on your mind and just the thought of her brightens up your entire day,
being with her makes you the happiest guy in the world, and there is not one thing you would change about her.
she is the first thing you think of when you wake,and the last thing at night,
if your girl is a keeper hang on to her she makes life worth while

guy1: omg you are so lucky your girl is just perfect
guy2: i know :$ she's a keeper.

by jetaimecommejetedeteste September 8, 2018

A Date With Rosie Palms

A euphemism for prolonged masturbation.

Guy A: Mark's been in there for a damn long time.

Guy B: Yeah, he had a date with rosie palms.

by Rosie Palms' pimp. December 16, 2011

A Couple of Besties

A term used for two individuals who are constantly shipped together, but they claim to just be besties. However, no matter what they claim, they are clearly in love.

"You two make a beautiful couple."
"A couple of besties!"

by DarlotteAir November 24, 2020

A shot of espresso

A shot of espresso usually wakes someone up/gives them energy- therefore being someone’s shot of espresso means that you lift their mood up a ton

“he’s like a shot of espresso, always a mood booster.”
“🏳️ 🌈”

by mxko January 4, 2022

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.

Your wife has a box of assorted creams.

by scykon December 29, 2003

a christmas story

Best, most badass Christmas movie ever made. Played over and over and over during the holidays. Characters include Ralphie, his retarded whining brother, his old man, and flakey mother. Known by a lot of people as, "the movie with the kid in the pink bunny suit" or "the movie with the leg lamp" (which is painfully obvious that ralphie wacks off to)

Ralphie: I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

ex. 1
"hey, what do you say we watch 'A Christmas Story' for the 535 time!"

ex. 2
"Want to watch Frost the Snowman?"
"That movie is for fucking panzies, lets watch a Christmas Story"

by Seinfeld March 11, 2006