by nobilly7 May 21, 2021
Get the memeulous handsmug. A fast gesturing motion of rapid movement of the hand primarily for self gratification...more commonly known as masturbate
by professional penis sneezer July 23, 2012
Get the Hand dancingmug. Lunar: Hey Chuck, did you get anywhere last night with that gemmer?
Chuck: Not really man, she just gave me a hand chant while we were making out.
Lunar: Just an average night for you.
Chuck: Not really man, she just gave me a hand chant while we were making out.
Lunar: Just an average night for you.
by Mr. Soose April 9, 2013
Get the Hand Chantmug. When you have just gotten off of any type of mass transit but haven't had a chance to wash the germs and poo particles off your hands.
Person 1: *reaching out for a bro shake* "Hey man, it's been a long time! how's it been?"
Person 2: *turning away* "ahhhh sorry but I've got transit hands. Been good though!"
Person 2: *turning away* "ahhhh sorry but I've got transit hands. Been good though!"
by Delightfullydumb November 24, 2015
Get the Transit handsmug. The opposite of Ski poles (one girl, two men- one on either side). Derived from playground baseball games when the captains put their hands on the bat to decide which team goes first. Many hands on one penis.
"I met these two tricks last night...took them back to my place and they put their hands on the bat"
by Señor_Cardgage October 24, 2011
Get the Hands on the batmug. Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.
After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.
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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!
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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!
by edsned October 27, 2010
Get the Dick Handedmug. Combination of "handjob" and "Yeti" (Yeti is another name for the Abonimable Snowman who is an ape-like creature who is said to live in the mountains).
The Hand of Yeti is a handjob by someone with ice cold hands.
She gave me the Hand of Yeti. Brrr!
The Hand of Yeti is a handjob by someone with ice cold hands.
She gave me the Hand of Yeti. Brrr!
by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016
Get the the Hand of Yetimug.