When you have just gotten off of any type of mass transit but haven't had a chance to wash the germs and poo particles off your hands.
Person 1: *reaching out for a bro shake* "Hey man, it's been a long time! how's it been?"
Person 2: *turning away* "ahhhh sorry but I've got transit hands. Been good though!"
Person 2: *turning away* "ahhhh sorry but I've got transit hands. Been good though!"
by Delightfullydumb October 6, 2015