he is a wonkididdledoo
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winkypinky is someone who rubs fake tan all over themselves and sleeps in their fake tan without washing it off. sometimes they enjoy sleeping in their tan for so long they end up shitting or pissing all over themselves as they sleep, which results in a foul and strong aroma.
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Person 2: Bro, me toooo!
Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?
Person 2: Bro, me toooo!
Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?
by wet_monkey696969 July 26, 2025
Get the WANKY SPANKY mug.Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.
“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025
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“We hit the wonkey pony zone about 3 a.m. — couldn’t tell if we were on the kitchen or in the moon.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025
Get the Wonkey pony zone mug.The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.
Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.
Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
by Chefskiss October 9, 2025
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