scooter tipping

A common practice among disgruntled homeless individuals in downtown Detroit, Michigan, in which scooters are parked randomly around the streets as a display of pseudo-inclusion

After attending a prestigious eatery in gentrified downtown Detroit, Jonathon and his lovely female partner noticed a strung-out homeless man practicing scooter tipping.

by drhookah October 28, 2022

muffin toppin

It's like guys tea bagging if you know what I meant. but... girl does it! Called "Muffin Toppin"

Elizabeth: playing game vs guys she's wins the game she went over to Michael she "muffins toppin" over him.

Michael: Noo! You just "muffin toppin" me!?

Elizabeth: Yes! I did! "Muffin Toppin" you loser.

by anonymous_Wolfe March 25, 2023

Egg tapping

When two men stand side by side. One man swings his nuts into the other this creates a Newtons cradle back and forth. There is no winner.

It was a pretty good party, but a lot of people left after Greg and Cam started Egg tapping eachother.

by pcrusher April 21, 2023

undo typing

Something that your iPhone says when you sneeze

*undo typing?* says iPhone

Me: kys

by Lil barnacles #1 fan May 4, 2023

The Tipping Point

The Tipping Point is when a person realizes they are more than halfway through a class they despise. This is usually accompanied by a sense of elation. Bonus points if it's the last class of the day, or if it's before a break or fun activity.

John: "Oh shit, it's 2:40, we're at The Tipping Point!!"
Dave: "Fuck yeah, only 35 minutes left in class!!"

by TheMailmann005 May 9, 2023

Tinker tipping

When Tinker bell fits her whole fist in peters tip.

This miniature sexual fisting brings Peter Pan great pleasure

Hey could you and tink keep it down? I heard you guys tinker tipping last night

by The tinker_69 August 27, 2023

Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024