tooled up 

Carrying a weapon, usually for a specific purpose.

John ensured he was tooled up for the job

tooled up by Loge May 6, 2003

Garden Tools 

A dirty uneducated hoe

Man these garden tools lame as fuck bro. Jaree Don't got no garden tools he just got Nina.

Garden Tools by Diverse Shadow October 15, 2016

Toolstud 

A tool who tries to be a stud. One who often fails at getting girls, but desperately wants to get with them. Typically a male, a Toolstud will fail at many things, and usually has 3 friends. Their favorite ps3 game is NHL 12, at which they suck.

"Hey, go find some friends!"

"I have 3 friends!"

"No you don't, you're a Toolstud!"

Toolstud by mrussell January 3, 2012

toolmind 

A manner of regarding oneself and the world wherein you are a thing with a function rather than a person with a more complex makeup.

Let’s get you out of this toolmind mentality for just a moment so that you can experience a wider lens from a more passionate perspective!

toolmind by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

Tooloodle 

When cumming on a girl in her bedroom you yell out my HIV test came back and say yes it's positive then say I gotta go celebrate and when leaving say tooloodle mate

Hey sarah my HIV test came back positive!!!

I gotta go celebrate, tooloodle mate

Tooloodle by Tjay off xans February 2, 2022

Tooloom 

Anything you want it to be.

"Keith you have tooloom."
"Is is not dick cancer?"
"It can be anything you want it to be."
"So sure Keith you have dick cancer. Lmao."

Tooloom by You_Have_Tooloom June 25, 2018

Tooly McBag 

A loser. Scumbag. Tool.

"We were having a great time until Tooly McBag showed up."

Tooly McBag by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019