tongue nazi

That insufferable person that thinks that each word has one pronunciation and that if you pronounce it to your accent that you’re doing it wrong

Tongue nazi: You can’t just pronounce watch “wætch”
Normal person: watch me, tongue nazi

by enusha January 8, 2022

tongue chow

tongue chow is just another way of saying 'eating pussy'.

Janny is Chinese. I'd like to have some of her tongue chow.

by lickety sprit December 6, 2016

Tongue Draft

A method of cooling down hot food in another person’s mouth by blowing gently into their mouth

A parental technique of cooling down hot food for a young child by blowing air gently into their mouth. This method is employed when a young child has hot food in their mouth, and the parent blows air into their mouth to cool it down, ensuring the child doesn't burn themselves while enjoying their meal. This act of parental care involves using one's breath to regulate the temperature of the food for the child's comfort and safety.
This technique is more commonly used by parents but is also used by anyone.

A Mother’s young daughter was experiencing the discomfort of very hot food she’d just put in her mouth, so she blew air, using the tongue draft method, gently into her daughter’s mouth to cool down the hot food.

by Roxx65 May 6, 2024

weak tongued

Unable to lie. Having a tendency to get caught when lying.

Jake is very weak tongued. His dad knew he went out drinking.

by DefinitelyNotRobert June 1, 2017

chow tongue

When your girlfriend drinks red wine, gets a purple tongue, and starts being a bitch who's drunk and sharp with the tongue. Seemingly unprovoked by dialogue this often involves massive critiques of character, physique and intellect. Usually happens to angry drunks or girls that get drunk and whine. (pun intended)

" I was out to dinner with Shanquita and we were having a good time drinking a nice bottle of Merlot. Next thing i know, she gets Chow Tongue and starts bitching at me for the dishes i forgot to do last week. Then she went on about how im in too good of shape and i make her feel self conscious. What a drunk bitch."

by Big Louie FatFingers Ham Hands March 15, 2014

bearders tongue

When giving oral sex to a female, the piece of skin connecting your tongue to your mouth splits.

I went down on her for at least four hours before bearders tongue set in.

by SeniorMus June 6, 2016

Snake-tonguing

When a women shits with a thong on and it splits down the middle like a snake tongue.

The stripper started snake-tonguing whilst performing

by Manscaped72 December 21, 2023