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Swamp Jackal

A women so ugly you feel obligated to bang her out of guilt.
That swamp Jackal was so ugly I nailed her because I felt obligated to.
by Drinka Fi Drinka May 3, 2025
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Swamp water

The result of urinating in someone’s anus and they then piss it out their ass.
Becky tried to make a fraudulent flood insurance claim from a swamp water session gone wrong. Brad got AIDS from a splash of swamp water.
by RW1994 October 12, 2021
mugGet the Swamp watermug.

Swamp Donkey

A Woman who poses as a Friend but has no Idea how to be one. not very attractive, Homley, in manner of appearance and dress. Relates better to animals than human, usually posses for too many of them. Can be found living in her car or a friend of friends houses who have taken them in due to pitty. This is nomal for the animals and they will use your furniture as a cat scrach, care of their cat box is limited to brief moments of sobriety and your once clean home now will smell like a cat box WARNING IF you find your self in this position immediately contac the original person who introduced you and seek their assistance in immediate removal as it will take them and local law enforcement to do this , this person usually has an exaggerated level of confidence of self-worth ask for character references from people who have known her her whole life anything under 2 years doesn't qualify as a friend. Do not loan money to or assign yourself responsibility for any aspect of her existence and she does not pay her bills. She will steal from you and she cannot be left unattended in your home, enjoys going to thrift stores and will steal from these kinds of establishments. She accuses everyone around her for things that she has done has no domestication skills whatsoever , elderly posing as a healthcare worker and or animal groomer fails to possess any documentation or certification from any accredited school of nursing or health care. D
The dating Pool and friendship pool is at an all-time low you never told me she was a Swamp Donkey.
by brooksgirls3 March 8, 2024
mugGet the Swamp Donkeymug.

swamp ass

When you go swimming and you can't change out of your swimwear right away.
Aw man, I've got swamp ass.
by shanehole June 28, 2016
mugGet the swamp assmug.

Swamp Donkey

Country boy's dirty, smelly automobile resembling a swamp creature.
Whoa that truck is a big ole swamp donkey dirt pit cess pool foul
by Mellyaura May 10, 2018
mugGet the Swamp Donkeymug.

Shrek’s Swamp

A website that is not made for kids. Don’t believe me? Bit.ly/3323Fly
by DefinitelyShrek February 16, 2020
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Bitch Swamp

when your girl leaves her period pads in vinegar for you to drink.
ayo yo PA you got that Bitch Swamp ready to kill dat dod?
by Lernit da Bitch Swamp maker November 16, 2020
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