Santa

Your Mums credit card
This is why you get such shitty presents.

He unfortunately doesn't stalk you every night but your parents do, And it's not because they want to give you the right present.

Friend: Santa isn't real
Me: yes he is
Friend: were is your proof
Me: last time I checked he was in my mums purse

by Some sadist November 30, 2019

Santa

Your parents.

Sarah: Mommy whos {Santa}

Mom: *slowly backs away*

by avenia November 30, 2019

Santa Claus

Your Parents! TEAAA SPILTTT

Santa Clause forgot to fill my stocking! Man.😔

by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 6, 2019

Santa Claus

A stalker that children like for some weird reason

''Santa Claus sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...''

by StickyMick December 7, 2019

Santafication

The annoying adding of Santa hats to logos and branding at Christmas time.

I can't wait until January when all the santafication of logos is removed from websites around the land.

by Pedantic Git December 10, 2019

Santa

the guy who breaks and enters each year

hey jerry, remember santa?
yeah he triggered my alarms.

by beanandcheesebean December 10, 2019

Santa

The biggest Hoe going, she likes to suck a lot of dick, the biggest cock sucker you will ever meet.

You will never enjoy her suckin you dick.
She loves cock her body count us about 99+

Santa: Can i please suck you dick? I love sucking dick!

by Santa Tihomirova October 27, 2019