The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
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Past tense of Slide Reading
When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.
Past tense of Slide Reading
When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.
Friend: Are you texting your man again?
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.
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