sock fucker

One that has intercourse with their socks on.

Your mom has intercourse with her socks on; ergo, she is a sock fucker.

by xcryptic February 27, 2006

quiter socks

Socks that keep falling down.

I hate these stupid quiter socks!

by Mrs. AwesomeABC123 March 16, 2012

milk sock

Douse an old sock in milk. Toss the sock under an enemy's couch and sooner or later it will stank up their house.

To be used for a prank.

Tommy is such a prick, I'm gonna get him with a milk sock.

by out in the field November 07, 2005

sex with socks

Absolutely fucking disgusting. Only the mentally ill and the clinically insane do this.

Guy 1: Yea dude Becky has sex with socks.

Guy 2: What the fuck! Do you think she has schizophrenia?

by G-squeezy November 10, 2020

Sock time

Sock time usually occurs before, during or after the act of copulation whereby a person engaging in sexual intercourse has stripped completely naked, bar for their socks.

When you or your partner realise this, there is often a strong feeling of both stupidity and disdain.

Sammy - "Every time I have ever had sex, I have always had my socks on."

Rosco - "You mean you were trapped in sock time?"

Sammy - "Yeah, but I don't think she realised it, so it's okay. Besides, it kept my toes warm."

by Jono Carrzilla November 21, 2010

Bed Sock

Blob, Condom

Time for a shag, does anyone have a spare bed sock?

by Dominic Shaw December 16, 2003

Pork Sock

Another word for an old, worn out vagina.

The old landlady made the young stud in her building slam her old pork sock to make up for his late rent.

by Anal Czar September 26, 2010