Covid showering

It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back

c) you are trying to distract yourself

d) you are scared of getting sick

But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.

Bro you coming?

Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.

by Firephoenix June 16, 2020

Boom shower

boom show·er
/bo͞om SHou(ə)r/
noun
1.
a party held exclusively by the male gender to celebrate a life milestone. Alcohol and stupid behavior is requisite.

The guys are having a boom shower for john. He just found out he is going to be a dad.

by Computore November 16, 2016

California Shower

When you and the boys are hot and sweaty after a long California day bballin so you all hop into one homie’s shower together in order to save water.

“Y’all stink. You boys down for a California shower?”

by Ezygon November 22, 2019

Shower Boob

When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.

Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)

by Bidemop June 29, 2017

shower bikini

When naked in the shower you're wearing your shower bikini - aka - pubic hair.

Alex walked in on Will in the shower this morning and copped an eye full of his shower bikini. That shit is thick.

by OG Triple Threat December 4, 2013

Slip in the shower

A phrase used to describe an accidental death. It may be used to describe a premeditated murder coverup

If you don't like him that much, we can always make him slip in the shower

by Whiskey_ June 19, 2021

shower singing

It is the time when you are in shower and you are actually trying to sing well.

You think I sing bad, but you’ve never heard me shower singing.

by Toomoyst May 10, 2018