shooting grits

Florida word meaning To bust a nut, cum, knuckle children

Chanel head game was so good, I started shooting grits in her mouth!!

by CDubya27 October 12, 2017

Shooting a smiley

A female ejaculation, squirting like a wild cat, preferably on a males smiling face!

Feisty cried out with passionate gasps while shooting a smiley all over the handsome face of her current beau.

by feistynaughty October 14, 2017

Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 19, 2017

shooting stars

when you masturbate and ejaculate into the sky full of stars

John went outside and did the shooting stars

by skelbony May 23, 2017

Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs

Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.

I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.

by MrMarijaweiner December 1, 2017

shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 8, 2017