Schlocktor

A pretentious individual with a PhD. who's amassed wealth and fame predominantly by inaccurately preaching about sciences outside their professional field of expertise to fundamentalists and zealots

Schlocktor Deepak Chopra, M.D., PhD. loves to confound evolutionary biology and quantum physics with mysticism to engage the spirit and numb the mind of his hopelessly problematic disciples.

by Ernest OyVey September 1, 2022

“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.

ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.

by slapboichild September 4, 2022

Shocker

Obeyshepard mystery holder

Perpin dick ular mower…
Rideshared panty melter

Ubers people of shelter…
Landing stripped don’t belong
Branded as onlookers zong…
Listenstill waters deeper
My trapper keeper…
Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender…
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…

Bullshit plus fish bones

Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck

Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned

Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…

Shocker in your wife like a faulty vibrator…Ol’ sparky and living math meet ster hater…I’m different sawzall the roof Cadillac all yall…tickets never made will call…Swandive blackout and dead stall…

by Pushmataha October 26, 2022

Schlockbuster

A Schlockbuster is something that is otherwise not a Mockbuster, but rather a schlocky Blockbuster; a film that is still low budget but charming and still very successful.

Asylum films, makers of Schlockbuster films such as Sharknado, has its writers produce full three act screenplays and then only film the third act.

by Snapper2001 December 8, 2022

Scheckletoes

Toes but they are made of Jewish dimes. Or sharp toes sold for millions of dollars.

Hey bob look at my Scheckletoes

Gimmie Gimmie I’m gonna make so much money!!
No give me my toes back!
Never.

by Mrs. Clause January 2, 2023

schlocker

Male genitalia, usually consisting of a shaft and 2 buoyancy tanks covalently bonded.

Wow! Nick's schlocker has such an impressive energy! It's huge!

by teej007 February 2, 2023

shock parole

Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.

Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.

by QuacksO February 10, 2023