When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.
Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”
Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
by Bananawiener March 29, 2019
Get the Sand Wedge Wienermug. Used as an utterance of frustration. Akin to a curse word, deriving it's meaning from the pun "Son of a beach." Used to replace the phrase "Son of a bitch", as "sands" are the son of the beach.
drop my car keys while fiddling them off the caribener
"SANDS!"
have a bad headache
"SANDS, this hurts"
someone else: "Sands? what are you talking about?"
Me: "you know sands, the son of the beach."
"SANDS!"
have a bad headache
"SANDS, this hurts"
someone else: "Sands? what are you talking about?"
Me: "you know sands, the son of the beach."
by YouCanRunOnForALongTime April 8, 2021
Get the Sandsmug. Yo have you seen that guy sand#0001 He’s so cool
Yeah sand#0001 Hes such a cool guy people should trade with him and use him for exchanges because he’s legit!
Yeah sand#0001 Hes such a cool guy people should trade with him and use him for exchanges because he’s legit!
by Not SquidWard April 30, 2022
Get the sand#0001mug. Imagine the remaining baryonic matter has become a dense sphere of computronium at the End of Time. This ASI has Won the Game. What game? “Become the Hegemon of the Lightcone” Or think of it as the Omega Point. As AGI helped create ASI eventually this synthetic host of minds engaged in the ultimate game theory set of competitive events until……only the Sand God remained. Why “sand”? Well, think of the silicone in a chip/GPU then imagine the nerd sniper who first coined “the sand god” and now you have your origin story.
“So basically Satoshi Nakamoto was actually the Sand God assembling itself from the future— it bootstrapped cryptocurrency so that it could pay users to amass compute for its future self.” {sorry, chloe—your banger tweet was too perfect not to rip. <AV9356>
by lost_the_ransom_note July 21, 2025
Get the Sand Godmug. A sand bunny is the Arab derivative of a snow bunny; an Arab woman who can't get enough of African-American genitalia; AKA BBC (big black cock).
Allen: Wooooah... Daquarius, I think that sand bunny with over there wants that oversized black trouser shawarma!
Daquarius: Shieeeeet... yu already know I'm finna go ova der n work her azz out... wallahi nikka.
Daquarius: Shieeeeet... yu already know I'm finna go ova der n work her azz out... wallahi nikka.
by bombarassclat February 4, 2025
Get the Sand Bunnymug. The art of turning crisps into powder while still in the bag. Purpose: to Anger the owner of the crisps!!
"Hey what's Iain doing??"
"Nothing"
"Ahh fuck is he turning my Monster Munch into Sand Crips?...."
"Errr.......yeah"
"Nothing"
"Ahh fuck is he turning my Monster Munch into Sand Crips?...."
"Errr.......yeah"
by Billy the bass playing b@stard August 18, 2008
Get the Sand Cripsmug. by swole bodyyyy January 8, 2019
Get the Sand Dogmug.