sanded

To have thousands of kilograms of river sand sent to your home and poured out on your yard/lawn

"Deathweed is gonna sand you"
"SHIT IM GETTING SANDED"

by deathweed September 16, 2023

Sanded

1.When you are sanding down wood with other people and someone gets their hand sanded.
2. An insult; someone just dissed you.
3. Blanked

You've just been sanded!
You just got sanded!
HAaaaaah sanded!

by GazzaT December 7, 2006

sanded

When one is so snowed, they can not muster the strength to shake it off, or tries to shake the snow and can not. see snowed

really stoned kid (chad): Duuude, I can't move
other really stoned kid (timmy): Bro, we are both sanded,

by timmy mahtin November 2, 2006

Sanded

When you're smashed out of your face.. Drunk!!

Sanded; when the hardened veneer of sobriety has been dismantled by copious amount of alcohol.

by Nero Hero May 14, 2016

sanded

when your autocorrect is a fuckup and suddenly youre a meme

someone: vore
jay: sanded
jay: fuck i mean same

by sevenfuckr February 10, 2017

Sanded

Sanded, short for sandmanned. Making the user slump. From the mixture of wormwood and weed. Forcing vivid dreams.

I heard Gareth got sanded last night. Man's told me bout some crazy shit in his dreams.

by The cum box June 24, 2022

Sanded

To have no out , no escape, you're sanded in ever direction you turn

Yesterday I was sanded by the cops, because they suspected I had drugs on me,I had no way out totally sanded!

by Marlow tharreg November 5, 2025