Nile River

When a Young woman stabs her vaginal canal til the point of bleeding while it flows into a masturbating midgets mouth
Jack: I can't believe you let Sam have a Nile River

Hailey: It is all in good fun
by GreekRocket November 24, 2024
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Nile River

When A Young Woman uses a plastic fork to stab her vaginal canal to the point of bleeding and lets the discharge flow into a masturbating midgets mouth she stands atop of butt naked.
Luke: I can't believe you let them each drink a Nile River.
Jackie: It's all in good fun!.
by GreekRocket November 24, 2024
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river eye

Our foreman has such a river eye! Yesterday he was looking right at me and told me to pick that shovel up, two other dudes bent over to pick it up! OR Heidi Klum is HOT but she has that river eye...
by lustypan July 13, 2015
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pearl river resort

A shitty group of casinos in Mississippi owned by the Choctaws. Known for its rude employees, tight slots, slow drinks and WASTED locals.
Man Pearl River Resort sucks, I'm going to the coast.
by 215634 December 20, 2016
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River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba
Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.
by marhav May 20, 2011
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river lupin

dumb mf 😭😭😭😭😭
river : hey im river lupin
chaddy b : boy u dumb 😭
by SexyKinsAsh69 July 27, 2021
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River Dickin'

Spontaneous river fuckery. Randomly jump/play in a river after driving past or stumbling across one.
Chase! Let's go to the mountains & go river dickin'. Grab your trunks, intertube, noodle & go dick around in a random river.
by Drewisms June 06, 2020
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