swoop racing

When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps
Dude I managed to get first place in the swoop racing last night
by GoonBoi May 09, 2020
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Sausage Race

A race to stuff as much penis in or around one's mouth.
"Wu Tang just witnessed his first sausage race and his face looked priceless. "
by Nags_R_us1 February 27, 2014
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race feeding

Verb. The act of setting up one race, causing in racial discourse or an online race war
"Did you see that post with the asian being anti-black?"

"Don't pay any attention to race feeding, they're just looking for attention and to watch poc tear eachother down"
by medditeraneanbaddie November 04, 2021
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race liar

An fraud who goes under the guise of blackface to get sympathy of the community they claim to represent, as the one from Spokane, Washington was outed as really being Czech. Her linkedin account was discovered as the wordpress blog "Lying Bastards All Around" addressed what she did. A race liar is another form of a fabulist on a journalistic level as they draw from alternate history to give themselves a biography where they lie about their real ethnicity.
The media hounds were having a field day with Rachel Dolezal as they caught her as a race liar. She can't even find a job working in porn as Wikipedia reported on this -- do a Bing.com search Wordpress: Lying Bastards All Around and one will find the biting investigative blog entry. It's a light grey blog with a red side panel. The commentary before the blog entry starts has a link to a photo on her facebook; trolling ensues.
by illinoishorrorman January 15, 2018
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Three-yacht race

Colloquial description of a tennis player wins a best-of-five set match with a scoreline of 6-4 6-4 6-4.
In the second round of the Australian Open, Andrey Rublev defeated Chris Eubanks in a three-yacht race.
by TennisNerd64 January 17, 2024
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beer can race

A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.
“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”
by WCfields September 14, 2022
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Ring Race

When women and their friends begin to race each other for who can get married first. Many times they do not care who the husband is. As long as the ring is on their finger before their friends, they are happy.
Wanda and her boyfriend just got engaged. OMG I need to get engaged ASAP or I'll be alone forever. I don't care who the bastard is. The ring race is on!
by blueeyedevil March 20, 2012
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