porcelain baptism

When you accidentally drop your phone in the toilet.

"Hey man, I was going to call you but then I went and gave my phone the porcelain baptism."

by OctopiWallStreet July 30, 2017

porcelain harmonica

An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.

After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.

by colintaylorful October 25, 2017

probe nation

When a nation sticks something in another's butthole, specifically a stick or twig.

Kazakhstan probe nationed Belgium

by McSucc December 6, 2017

Proberto

When poberts fucks the pum out of your bum

ouch I just got mother fucking probertod

by Poberts December 30, 2017

proaerostate

The action of filling your upper lip with air making appear inflated.

Luca: *Proaerostates*
Karl: "Luca! Stop proaerostating!"

by Frisky Ol Doggo May 30, 2018

Price

To have money in your position

Bro I have some price let's go out an drink

by Last monster July 17, 2018

Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.

Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.

by phikus October 3, 2018