Chinese gas pedal

When a blind person gives you a handjob

Can I give you a cgp/ Chinese gas pedal

by BigSauceDad420 December 1, 2019

Corona gas chamber

When a fart gets stuck in someone’s face mask intended to prevent them from catching COVID-19.

I just crop dusted the family who was taking up the entire sidewalk at Disney while I passed them; safe to say they’re now all wearing a corona gas chamber on their face

by A1994 March 15, 2021

Fucking gas man!

The gas man gets blamed on everything (poor gas man!)

Die in Warzone? FUCKING GAS MAN!

internet goes down? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Manager leaves or some other bs happens at your workplace (such as the water heater breaking down) FUCKING GAS MAN!

Disposable vape runs out? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Electric for house goes out and the battery backup for the router runs out? (thankfully it hasn't yet) FUCKING GAS MAN!

Boiler doesn't work? FUCKING GAS MAN!

The enemy you kill on Warzone doesn't give you any deathchat? FUCKING GAS MAN!

You don't clip a warzone deathchat because of some shitty thing with your recording software? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Referee doesn't give the pen? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Hitler rants about something? FUCKING GAS MAN!

You miss the bus? Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!

by Jack Spank9049 August 27, 2022

ga-donka-funk

Where someone has such a big butt that they cannot wash properly and it produces a vile odor.

"Did you see Lashawn come by with her ga - donka- funk butt?"
"Yes, it smells like she just walked away."

by randomone January 3, 2005

Gas, grass, or ass

The holy trinity when it comes to the payment for getting a ride from someone

Gas - the first way of payment for a ride
Grass - The payment when someone doesn't have cash and is a guy but have weed
Ass - the way born females pay a guy bc they don't have cash or grass
And no one rides for free

Gas, grass, or ass the way to pay someone for a ride but usually gas is first used as payment but females usually pay with da ass, grass is the payment when someone doesn't have gas money , and ass is only used when born females don't have gas money or grass

by Dr.Snake53 May 13, 2018

the gas we pass

the second greatest book ever written. its totally bitching

the gas we pass is a fucking awesome book

by daniel fucking lee September 26, 2006

sweaty gas tank

(Noun) Term coined in Houston Texas at the winter weekend BBQ. When about to engage in coitus with a Thai lady boy you reach down and slowly slide your finger into an inside out urethra. You then wipe your hands on a dirty rag

“Hey Greg, how hot was that Thai chick?”
“Man, that wasn’t a chick. I just got a sweaty gas tank”

by DDC ATL November 11, 2017