Pistachio Butt

A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.

Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!

by /weird February 12, 2019

Butt ribbon

A slang term used to define toilet paper.

Honey will you get me some butt ribbon ? I'm on the toilet and need to wipe.

by Shit paper May 14, 2011

Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.

Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

butt crust

the dried up poop in your butt crack

my bro has serious butt crust

by fricken chicken strips November 24, 2019

Butt Poof

A patch of hair missed while shaving between the butt hole and vagina

My girlfriend missed her butt poof while shaving

by Tandog November 30, 2013

Dungeon butt

The smell you smell when your cat eats a dead body, and then takes a shit and then shows you her asshole. It's smells unpleasantly moist, dark and dank.

stank rotton cat turd butthole
Sample Sentence: "dude wtf did your cat just do in there?"
"Oh, that's just dungeon butt...here's the febreeze.."

by CatLady March 22, 2012

Gamer's butt

Another name for pilonidal cysts; a specific cyst located at the base of the spine in the small recess, dimple if you will. They are more common by 4 times in men than women, and most common in those with a sedentary lifestyle..

He was forced to play Halo on his stomach, his rear end fee from pressure, after his gamer's butt inflamed in 2004...

by violet spartan August 10, 2015