Jonsandman

My dad.

“Score that?” “Never mind, forgot you’re Jonsandman.”

by Moi guys May 21, 2018

jonism

A religion that originates from a place where kong lives. ALL OF YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME

Yo, y'all are wackasses for not believing in jonism. Jonkong is real you know.

by jonavoo June 11, 2018

Jonah beck

Jonah beck is a majestic creature.

Cyrus goodman (whispering):it's jonah beck

Me (at the same time cuz i know all the lines):jonah beck

Rinp jy*us

by Hehe bob duncan November 2, 2018

Jonko

Dutch slang for a spliff or blunt

Ey pass that jonko

by Bbc4ever March 17, 2019

jonen

To roast or burn someone consistently, usually consisting of the phrase “head-ass”, in a manner that does not make sense to all that hear it.

Person 1: Awww, You little light bulb head-ass looking nose.
Person 2: Awww, you be jonen!

by Guy365 April 16, 2019

Jonathan Doggy

the sexual position in which you have one foot on the cooker and the other on the cooker hood while the woman sits on her head and does breakdance and holds her hand on the microwave

I was fucking her so bad while we were doing the Jonathan Doggy

by StepbroStalin May 5, 2021

Jonabelle

Hi, I'm Jonabelle. Others may seem to find me as a bubbly person who often laugh for no reason. Little did they know that it's just my coping mechanism to lessen my problems. I am emotionally sensitive but physically strong facing people around me how my life should be based on my personality. I was born being humble and secretive about my journeys in life. Mature and knows how to withstand my self in every situation. Build a strong relationship with trust issues. Not showy, not clingy, and not your typical sweetheart. Unfortunately, love language is physical touch.

Seriously, seeing Jonabelle in person eagers me to know her wellbeing. She has a unique versatility that confuses many.

by yourjgirl November 23, 2021