Brain Lock

When you just cant remember something that you know you knew hours or days ago.

what the hell was i supposed to remember to do today? what was his/her name , i spent all night that that person too.. damn brain lock

by zzchamp April 16, 2011

Big Brain

A saying only big pp boys say because their brain has been enlarged by the big pp information

Me: 2+2=22
Also me:
BIG BRAIN!!!

by Jospeh Mother October 27, 2019

brain child

the FUCKED UP idea of someone who just comes up with something totally random and puts it into motion without thinking about it first

Person 1: "Why the hell are we doing it that way now?"
Person 2: "I don't know, it was dickhol's brain child"

by jessewallace October 14, 2011

Baby Brain

A coworker who gets pregnant, and then for the next nine months you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve the fact that she is pregnant. Bonus for the ultrasounds pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said blob in In Utero.

Oh my god, I just just got back for my gyno, and look at these pictures!

/She has Baby Brain

by Allen Watts March 4, 2009

brain jizz

The intellectual goo that is secreted in the hypothalmus when one experiences an epiphany leading to euphoric pleasure (also known as braingasm).

Dude, when I saw that kitten, I realized the meaning of life, and I got brain jizz everywhere.

by Voodoo Karate December 18, 2010

brain ninja'd

A medical term used to describe when an extrodinary woman leaves you speechless.

Ben: You always ignore me when I call you.
Brittany: Ya well you never leave a message
Ben: (speechless)
Brittany: Ya you've been brain ninja'd !

by Benny Frederick April 7, 2009

Monkey brains

the look your nuttsacks make when you squash them between your legs

Hey check out my monkeybrains!

by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002