Minecraft

The game that is a drug and you build a whole city but then your ashamed of your self so u kill ur self

mom can i play minecraft

sure hunny

5 hours later mum comes in room

OMG TIMMY WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR

mom i plsyed to much minecraft *holding gun to head*

PULLS TRIGGER

NO TIMMY GOD DAMN MINECRAFT

by minecraftisthebest June 4, 2019

Ester OS Minecraft Survival Server

The best Minecraft server

Bro get on the Ester OS Minecraft Survival Server

by UrbanMandrusia December 1, 2023

Minecraft glasses

Wearing Minecraft glasses means u get hella bitches and rizz.

“Wow! Lisa has Minecraft glasses on. She must have Rizz and bitches!”

by Marley_122308 June 11, 2022

Minecraft

The greatest thing to ever exist. It is mankinds best achivement and it is proof that god is with us.

person one: whats your favourite thing?

Person two: MINECRAFT!!!!

by mitch macdonalds June 13, 2019

Eve "minecraft" Galano

eve is a sensational hit youtube star hailing from eastern wales. She is considered by many to be taylor swift's long lost daughter and clone.

person 1: did you buy your Eve "minecraft" Galano action figure yet?

person 2: i have 500.

me: soy face

by verycoolman100 August 3, 2024

Minecraft

A FRIGGIN LEGENDARY GAME ABOUT SQUARES. Only for big branes.

Man jonny is so cooland hawt when play Minecraft

by Jaceonthecase May 4, 2020

among us minecraft challenge

when there is a big titty and big dick imposter from AMOGUS. In the game. Minecraft. (tbh thats pretty sussy) then the cave noises turn into among us drip (drippy) songs.

Lets go find soosy big dick sex among us in minecraft at 3am! (woohoo among us minecraft challenge)

by Sassy Barka March 11, 2022