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Dutch handshake

When somebody grabs your crotch.
"Was it hard to get into that private club last night downtown?" "No, they gave me a Dutch Handshake at the door, though, I guess they thought I was packin' heat."
by Merry Present February 5, 2020
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Dutch Twist

When you attempt to give your partner a Dutch Oven, but they manage to turn it around and catch you in it.
Guy 1 : Dude, I was going to give my girlfriend a Dutch Oven last night, but she was too fast for me. She got the covers over my head first.

Guy 2 : Man, that's what I call a Dutch Twist. M. Night Shyamalan would be proud of that twist ending. But he would have made it so that your girlfriend was a ghost or something.
by Strouperman369 November 21, 2013
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dutch licorice

Interracial porn fetish that describes a black man aggressively skull-fucking a white woman. The man holds the womans head with both hands and moves it up and down the shaft, which differentiates it from standard throat/mouth/face-fucking, in which the penis is in motion. (much like an oral version of a "Dutch rudder")
"Lexington, you can't fuck her throat while you're lying down. Lets shoot a Dutch Licorice - and can you wrap her pigtails around your hands? Great. Aaaaaaand...action!"
by turbulent December 22, 2013
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Dutch submarine

When you shit whilst in a bath or pool, you've created a Dutch submarine.
"Hey check that out, is that a toy floating in the water there?"
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."
by absolutely_not_a_weeb October 27, 2021
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Dutch policeman

When you put take away food all over your sleeping friend and then wank off over them.
Dude,I bought a pizza and some doner meat and chips and I totally gave Stephen a Dutch policeman when he passed out last night.
by histephen May 23, 2020
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Going dutch

Going dutch means "to split a bill"

So lets say you go to a restaurant and have to pay $100 for your meal with 2 person's , you can choose to go dutch and both have to pay $50

Going dutch is originated from the Dutch people and culture , the dutch people are known for there greediness
Hey i can afford the whole meal for both of us , wanna go dutch?

Sure , i like going dutch
by BASED-MAGA2024 September 29, 2021
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dutch rudder

When a man get a hand shandy from a lady but he controls the pace at which her hand moves by holding her hand. Or it could be the other way around.
She totally gave me a Dutch Rudder. Or did I give it to myself? Either way, it was great!
by indefensible May 19, 2006
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