Edible Italians

A type of pasta dish, typically using a combination of penne noodles, alfredo sauce, and pepperoni

Oi mate I just had some edible italians at a nice restaurant this morning.

by EdibleItalians February 17, 2019

Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023

Italian Stallion

Sticking raw spaghetti in your ass and then sticking it into boiling water so it becomes soft. Then you can wag it like a tail.

It's crazy how Tommy went to the store with his mom for the pasta. He's gonna use it for the Italian Stallion.

by Discouragizer December 1, 2023

Italian facial

The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.

Yo bro I went to the dermatologist and ordered a Italian facial!

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Italian Soda

When someone is about to give their partner a facial, they and/or their partner holds there finger over the tip of the penis and at climax holds the ejacualte in the penis, then the person ejacualtes, they then release the finger from the tip of the penis thus giving it the champaign bottle effect onto the receiving person face

I would love for you to give me a Italian Soda later tonight!!

by Ding-Dong81 January 30, 2025

Rusty Italian

A term used to describe a female who's vagina is so raunchy it "rusts"

"Dude- She's such a Rusty Italian, nobody goes down on her."

by Dewayne January 17, 2013

Italian Blowie

Where an italian girl sucks off a man. Then pulls his foreskin to the end. And crunches it with her molar teeth.

Jimmy got the ole' italian blowie. Thats why hes hunched over

by StoneHusky August 22, 2024