I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT! 

A famous quote from the anime Death Note said by the protagonist Light Yagami. In the show, Light uses a book called the Death Note to kill criminals under the alias Kira. When his home is bugged with multiple cameras by the detective L after he suspects Light to be Kira, Light devises a plan in which he hides a miniature TV in a bag of potato chips. By doing this, he can kill criminals that are being broadcast live but from the perspective of L’s surveillance he is just studying for his exams. Light has given himself an alibi since L thinks he has no way of obtaining information on the criminals being killed. To celebrate his victory over L’s cameras, he gloats in his internal monologue while eating his chip.

Light: “Just watch me, L! I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!”

I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT! by The_D0C70R January 2, 2021

I dream of sleep 

I am sleep deprived chronically and sleep is my deepest desire now!

So tired, I dream of sleep!

I dream of sleep by I, Wreckerrr March 16, 2021

I-Ready 

Fuck i-Ready

Fucking hate i-Ready

I-Ready by Someone who is in school September 28, 2021

I have ball cancer 

i have ball cancer

i have ball cancer

I have ball cancer by donkey nuts yum balls February 8, 2022

I know what you are 

Knowing or presuming someone as a member of the lgbtq+ community. Commonly used when commenting on a character of whom many head cannon as queer. Also present in the “homophobic dog” meme lore.

“i know what you are Michael” (mike wheeler stranger things)

I know what you are by ivyisliving August 5, 2022

I like the cut of your Jib

a far classier version of "i like your style", originally used by pirates in the 17th century the expression refers to the forward sail on most ships. The course and speed of a ship is determined by the cut of the ships jib so saying that you like the cut of someones jib is a way of saying, i like the way you're heading.

Original 17th Century Pirate context:
A - I think we should mutiny, Yarr!
B - I like the cut of your jib (jim lad optional)!!!

21st Century context:
A - lets go for a beer and some readily available cannabis
B - alright, i like the cut of your jib

I like the cut of your Jib by d4yogurt May 25, 2007

I'm Diamonds

To have an erection, using a simile comparing a penis to a diamond in hardness

"I'm diamonds right now baby.""Yum"

I'm Diamonds by ArbysDeli April 4, 2016