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Honey Nut Lame-o's

Someone or something so lame that they named a breakfast cereal after it.
Mia: "That Trevor guy is so lame!"
Tracy: "Yeah, I bet he ate a big bowl of Honey Nut Lame-o's for breakfast!"
by Hurley1111112 July 14, 2011
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Honey-Retard

(noun); mentally incompetent individual, who unfailingly finds him/herself in sticky situations.
No matter what she does, Bessie is always getting into trouble. She's a honey-retard.
by Kitten Angel September 16, 2011
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honey sandwich

A honey sandwich is when a man puts honey on his genitals and then sticks it into a bee hive
I made a honey sandwich yesterday! And man I got stung like 50 times my dick looks like a baby's arm holding an apple
by Langebang89 October 30, 2013
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honey hopper

A girl who goes through more boys then she changes her underwear
Corey: Hailee has a new boyfriend everyday.
Kyle: What a honey hopper.

Isaiah: True
by hnnnnnnnnn March 23, 2016
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Honeybun Cheesecake

An extremely athletic and violent sexual act, in which you rub a honeybun against your penis as lubricant, roll it up like a treasure map and tuck it into the receiving end’s ass. The honeybun is then forced out with a strong gust of force and winds before ejaculation and covered with feces and splooge. The honeybun is then placed in the oven for 30 minutes at 200 degrees and shared by all participants.
“Bro, why did my dad kick you out of the sleepover last Friday?”

“I asked him to honeybun cheesecake me…”
by TheManOfDiction November 2, 2021
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HoneyBun

A weapon of mass destruction usually heated in a microwave for a minute then thrown on the back of a homeless mans neck.
"Lets go slaughter homeless people with honeybuns beiotch"
by dfcd nhngbfhgbkdjvhg October 31, 2023
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golden honey rocket

A Golden Honey Rocket is when a guy preforms an oil change, but instead of clean urine, he inserts honey (must be diluted, or it will be to thick to work properly). When he ejaculates, the bladder is released at the same time, and thus the honey shoots out, instead of urine.
dude1: "Did she blow you last night?"

dude2: "Yeah man, she was so surprised when I shot a golden honey rocket at her."
by Beer & Shots April 16, 2014
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