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Glass Elevator

A sandy or rough-rider handjob, where one's member winds up quite abraised.
Brian regretted hooking up with Margie at the beach; as the ole' glass elevator left him incapacitated when he went to bang a stripper the next day.
by Friend of Brian September 15, 2009
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glass barbecue

A glass instrument for smoking methylamphetamine. It can be professionally blown or as simple as a light bulb and a pen.
I'm tweaking off my head cos the glass barbecue shattered me.

I was scattered off me head from the glass barby so thought it would be a good idea to cook up some shards in Walmart.
by heathclit December 27, 2011
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Glass Chin

This word refers to a person that is easy to knock out during a fight.
"He's got a glass chin that lad. I saw him take one punch from a 4ft midget and he went down straight away!"
by TheCoroner September 24, 2005
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Glass Joe

Anything rediculously easy.
This chick was all over me, knocking it down is gonna be Glass Joe...
by GBurgNupe August 24, 2004
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glass bottom boat

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some glass bottom boat action.
by Frank667788 August 21, 2006
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Glass

V. To use high-powered weaponry such as nuclear bombs on large populations
-The fuck is up with this Middle East shit?
-I know man, we should just glass them.
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tall glass of water

similar to "tall, dark, and handsome", if you are a tall glass of water, you are a tall guy who is a good catch, i.e. a goodlooking bachelor
Girl: Wow, would ya check him out? His deep voice is so sexxxyyyyy, and he plays tennis, AND he loves kids! Now that's a tall glass of water if I ever saw one!
by Annie September 13, 2006
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