monster donga

big cock

by vaseline April 23, 2003

Long Dong Don Juan Delicious

Don is a pimp reverend...he hales from Mexico but doesnt speak spanish...He fought side by side with General Patton and was injured in World War 1-

see Don Gonzalez, you'll never be the same.

by Seth July 18, 2006

donger

Donger - Human mystery. Possibly a body part.

No more yanky my wanky. The donger need food.

by Tallbill January 15, 2003

dong pong

the proudest and most manly game played on the face of the earth. rolling, tossing, throwing or hurling any and all recreational balls into opponents genitalia with masterful control and pin point accuracy. annihilating, possibly permanently damaging, thwarting, beasting and or rendering your rival, (who was most likeyly asking for it) useless are all results of such an awesome, manmazing and mantacular sport.

holy shit, my balls hurt so much! i'm never playing dong pong with you guys again!

by cre cam September 22, 2006

Ding-Dong

Phrase that is said when you feel that someone is not up to par. As in "Is anyone home?"

Ding-Dong!? Would you like me to turn off the food disposal before YOU stick your hand in there?

by macFI May 20, 2009

ding dong

Main Entry: fool
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: One deficient in judgment and good sense. An empty-headed person; a fool.

ass, idiot, imbecile, jackass, fool mooncalf, moron, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool

If you are counting on a man to choose a thoughtful present, you are a ding dong.

by General Failure October 26, 2008

ding dong

1) Adjective to describe two small peniled boys with a complete lack of self-confidence who engage in picking on a sweet girl

Rob and Cody are ding dongs for picking on Megan.

by mosdla January 27, 2009