The hottest nigga around, Calen unrelentlessly fucks all the hot bitches... An absolute monster truck of a cock, a whopping 8 inches!!!!! (No cap)
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11/10 face with no strings attached ;)
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Get the Caleb mug.Manipulative, cocky, gaslighting, theatre kid, charming, angry dude. If you find a Caleb, you better watch out. At first, he comes across as sweet and nice, but when you get to know him better, you’ll see his lying, bitter, and self-absorbed side. He’s the type of guy who would get a perm or get a lip tattoo for attention. He’ll also make you pay for any and all drinks or meals he wants if y’all are hanging out together. He can be entertaining as a friend though, and if you’re ever in need of a partner to walk with you or shop with you, he’s more than happy to go along for the ride.
Girl 1: Man, I really need someone to go to the store with me so I don’t feel so alone, since it’s Valentine’s Day and all…
Girl 2: I usually bring Caleb with me, even though he’s kinda obnoxious.
Girl 2: I usually bring Caleb with me, even though he’s kinda obnoxious.
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