santa clause

used when someone aks you a question but you dont wanna answer and are annoyed in a way.

'who paid for that drink?'
'Santa Clause'

by JJ June 30, 2004

cluebie

Shorthand for wordClueless Newbie.

Get out of here, you cluebie!

by Radres April 20, 2003

close friends

another word for fuck buddies - Seren

We use to be close friends now shes my bitch.

by Seren April 22, 2005

cause bitch im the bomb like tick tick

A phrase used by lil wayne
He is the mother effin bomb bitch

Cause bitch im the bomb like tick tick hoesssssss.....
Im the bomb....boom you dead.

by Pimp hell yeah April 2, 2009

Closedverse Dramatica

A wiki based on the social media closedverse, created by Gnarly and others. Its primary inspiration is Encyclopedia Dramatica, but instead of going for comedic or irony like old ED, it instead tries (and fails, unsurprisingly) to emulate the post-2004 ED with its constant admin brown nosing, lack of self awareness, blatant slander and shit flinging at basically random popular people, children or otherwise, under the flimsy guise of "satire".

A very common group of phrases you'll run into on this site include, but are not limited to, "faggot" and its synonyms, "retarded", "autistic", "nigger", and many, many, many other immature quips, which is reflective of the actual state of the site owner's mind - a teenager on the internet trying anything to get any kind of attention.

I got a link to a Closedverse Dramatica page on myself and boy, is it full of bullshit.

by Howdy-Howdy August 13, 2018

Closet pedo

1) An older individual, usually middle aged, who intentionally seeks sexual partners who are as close to underage as they can legally get (18-22ish).

2) A pedophile who's (thankfully) too afraid to hurt an actual child.

Person one: "I didn't know Ken had a granddaughter."

Person two: "That's actually his girlfriend. He's a total closet pedo. He's probably pretending she's 12 right now because 18 somehow isn't creepy enough."

by Gokuisstrongerthannaruto August 30, 2019

Santa Clause

A pedophile who visits children on Christmas

Child: Mommy Santa Clause visited me last night. Mom: What did he bring you? Child: He called it a hand job!

by TheKamiSama0 October 13, 2012