Chinese New Year

When a man wraps his genitals in fireworks, then lights them.

For the 4th of July, we had our friend show us a Chinese New Year, best fireworks ever.

by AOTSFollower June 17, 2011

Chinese poop

Shit tiny rice-pellet-sized chunks

I'm going to make a Chinese poop.
What? A Chinese poop?
Yes a rice pellet poo.

by ANON-T February 9, 2012

Chinese Rowboat

Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.

Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.

Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Rowboat was better than the actuall sex.

by S to the G September 5, 2008

Chinese word search

Another word for an erection. This is a measure of hardness of the boner. On the grounds that a Chinese word search is pretty damn hard, then if you are as hard as one then you have a very fine erection.

Dude 1: "Whoa man! Did you see that chick's hooters?"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

Chinese New Year

Trick of wrapping your genitals around a firework as noted by Attack of the show's Kevin Pereira.

That guy with no balls did the Chinese New Year!

by Axel Dread June 18, 2011

Chinese food

1) Actual chinese food, which is nice.
2) Weed, which is also nice.
Try a combination of the two.

1) I'm hungry, think I'll order some chinese food.
2) "What are you doing tonight?" "Getting some 'chinese food'." "sweet"

by Stephcat, has wise. February 1, 2009

Chinese Acrobat

A sex move wherein the man attempts to balance upon his own erect penis. Imagine a chinese acrobat with bigger genitals. Antithesis to the penicycle.

Frank: "I'm a chinese acrobat in bed, I balance on that shaft so well!"

by CaseDecade March 27, 2009