Bump

A word that replaces fuck or fucking, typically used in school by kids to avoid getting in trouble.

I mean...Seriosly.. What can they do?

Girl: 'Eww, Look at that guys hair'

Boy: 'Bump you!'

(in front of teacher)
Guy: 'why are you so tired'
Girl: 'my parents were bumping all night and my room is right over theirs!!'

by MILF |UV3R January 26, 2010

bump

to be taken, cheated, conned, overcharged

"i had to pay £15 for da drink"
"what a bump"

by kimberley kass April 13, 2005

the speed bump

Sidemen blind dating vid to find out the sex position

Im inside the vagina cause of the speed bump

by Ju1 July 27, 2019

Bumpkin

When a guy is getting his dick sucked and he puts a line of coke in front of the person's mouth on his dick and he/she snorts it while inserting the cock in his/her mouth. The ultimate blowjob

The frat bro bribed the stripper to suck his dick if he let her give him a bumpkin.

by bumpkinman February 12, 2013

Bumpercar

(verb) bump•er car When an enormously fat person tries to get around you in a crowded place, usually resulting in you being knocked back a few feet away by their huge love handles.

Karen: Joanie, did you see what just happened?
Joanie: Did some cuntbandit steal your drink again?
Karen: No! Some stupid fatass just bumpercarred me right into the garbage can.
Joanie: Did you spill your drink?
Karen: No.
Joanie: Oh, thank god.

by reg&rob June 14, 2011

Bumper Sticker Politics

Persuading people to support a politician or initiative through the use of catchphrases, broad/short statements or simply selling the idea that people need to belong to a political party while depending on the target audience laziness not to do any actual research to see if the politician or initiative has any outstanding flaws that will burn them.

The frenzy increases around elections and can be easily spotted in message boards when people try to turn any news article into a political statement even if it really has nothing to do with politics.

Do you really think your Beliefs are in jeopardy depending on who is in office? You need to stop buying into the bumper sticker politics you see on the road and actually read unbiased articles instead.

by MrWall August 23, 2012

bumpis

a fresh ass vape pod or actual weed (not wax pen)

1:

aye lemme hit the suorin.

its good, this pod is faaatttt bumpis.

2:
aye lemme hit the wax pen.

its dry. all we have is a pipe and some bumpis.

by chongr June 17, 2018