Beer

A potion created by the devil and consumed by man. Causes a misconstrued perception of reality and loss of short term memory. Also, makes that 300 pound fat bitch in the corner with hairy pits look like a good idea.

Devil: Want a beer, and a 300 pound fat bitch with hairy pits?

Man: Why yes, yes I do!

by bdawg25 November 5, 2010

space beer

- another term for beer
- other nicknames include 'space-tek,' 'space,' 'tek, 'gleep,' or 'gleep-glop'

note: a male consuming space-teks in a sitting position may request a fresh space beer by yelling "space beer," "gleep," or "gleep-glop" etc. any male in a standing position is obligated to retrieve a space-tek from the refrigeration unit for the sitting consumer. any arguments about the rules shall be put to an immediate vote - all males in the room receive one vote.

arguments can often be avoided by just getting the damn beer out of the fridge and not complaining about it.

"space beer!" (translation: go get me another damn beer out of the fridge).

"space!" (translation: go get me another damn beer out of the fridge).

"tek!" (translation: go get me another damn beer out of the fridge).

by Cerizzle September 5, 2007

Beer Crotch

The act of shoving multiple beers in your waistline to prevent walking up and down stairs to your backpack at parties.
Much like a beer belt... only worse for your pants.

Stephanie was totally beer crotch-ing it last night.

Drew has such a beer crotch right now.

by shteph12 February 27, 2011

beer monocle

When you drink so much, you can only keep one eye opened.

Half asleep, Bullet Bob's head was bobbing up and down in the back seat of the car and with a heavy beer monocle, he looked up and said 'let's go to Denny's'.

by Gavine July 13, 2006

beer cap

Beer Cap is a phrase that Method Man uses to mean his head or mind. Twisting your beer cap means messing with your mind

"these fools are fuckin with me and tryin' to twist my beer cap."

by G TrickP August 19, 2006

Beer Girl

A girl who likes beer; all kinds of beer. She knows what she wants, like an amber ale or stout, not just crappy lite beer. This is a girl who will order herself a beer in a bar, she doesn't want a pussy Cosmo or screwdriver.

"Did you see that girl go right for the keg? It's nice to see a Beer Girl here."

"Look at that chick drinking Irish Red! She must be a Beer Girl."

B- "Ok, we've got vodka and mixers, and a fridge full of beer, what can I get you?"

Girl- "Beer me."

"I love meeting girls in a pub. Guaranteed Beer Girl."

by Kay Jay. February 19, 2010

GHB-beer

Beer which is brewed in Amsterdam. The official name is IJ-beer, named after the river IJ which splits the city into 2 parts. The south, which is cool and the North which has a strong resemblance with 'Middle Earth' (Lord of the Rings). This beer is so strong that it may cause serious drowsiness; hence the name GHB-beer. GHB (gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid) is nowadays a populair (date-rape) drug in Amsterdam, which has the same effect when used correctly.

friend #1
"Hey dude, lets get seriously fucked up and drink some IJ-beer"

friend #2
"Hell yeah old-man, then maybe you can rape me at the end of the night! Excellent stuff that GHB-beer!"

friend #1
"Goddammit dude, this is gonna be fun"

by ssan January 26, 2009