Railroad Boner

A model train hobbyist who gets an erection to a train passing through a tunnel.

Tony was working on the railroad when a train came through the tunnel causing him to achieve a railroad boner.

by Railfan22 February 8, 2023

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Boner Pilot

When a guy is horny with a girl and loses all sense of conscious thought. Basically he starts thinking with his dick instead of his brain.

Damn, Johnny was on boner pilot our entire date last night. 😒

by Waltzer_ July 10, 2016

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Jean Boner

When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).

Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.

by Candygem729 November 14, 2016

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hell boner

A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.

Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip

by xerb May 2, 2019

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Boner Vulture

Any person, typically a slutty female, who preys on any unclaimed male with an available boner.

Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.

"I hope to get ass tonight, but Jen is here and she always swoops in for the kill. She is such a boner vulture."

"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."

"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."

by Kytay Courtnnifer August 26, 2013

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