Battery Treadmill

When your phone's (or other device's) battery is stuck at a percentage, because it's dying as fast as it's charging.

Hey Tom, how do ya' like your new phone?

It's sucks dirty donut man, I've been stuck on a battery treadmill all day.

by Leminader June 5, 2015

Battery

A stolen item in african slang.

Dude has a lot of battery cars at his crip, im sure all the money he has is from all the batteries!

by Boom Boom Smash April 20, 2018

Battery acid

US Military slang for coffee

Q: "How do you want your coffee?"

A: "I'd like my battery acid black."

by Moda_DC July 21, 2019

pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male

I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.

by Mark November 23, 2003

Join batteries

When two people are moving to live together, and each brings his/her stash of batteries

We finally decided that I would move to her place, so I brought my stash and now we join batteries.

by SUSBAR1 September 3, 2012

stallion battalion

a culture of marijuana, native to college park ga. the name comes from the sensation of having hundreds of genitals all working at the same time.

"That smells..."

"You know that stallion battalion!"

by barbecue mcdaniel June 6, 2012

Swag Battery

Literally, a reference to genitalia. In common parlance, it is that which charges one's swag.

I can't turn my swag on until I've charged my swag battery. All I have to do is touch it to complete the swag circuit.

by Mock-a-Doodle-Doo September 19, 2012