Egghead Bullshit

Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.

Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.

Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.

by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025

Farvlenarkin bullshit

A statement of total disgust

When Bethany only wanted to play date.. I told her that was some Farvlenarkin bullshit

by Blind247 January 29, 2026

Twisted Bullshit

When things seem completely unreal. Is this some twisted simulation bullshit? Am I in a glitchy fever dream or a poorly coded simulation? It's like drinking a cocktail of "what the fuck" + "this can't be happening" + "someones gotta be messing with the matrix right now."

Your ex texts you "miss u" at 3:06 AM right after you finally start vibing with someone new. "Nahhh this is some twisted bullshit, who approved this plot twist?"

Dec 13, 2025 - A raccoon breaks into a Virginia liquor store, gets absolutely hammered on whatever booze it can knock over, then passes out cold in the bathroom between the toilet and the trash can. Cops show up to the crime scene, " Bro is this some twisted bullshit? Did the simulation just make this raccoon a drunk ass?"

by PhantomJ69 February 16, 2026

Cartoony Bullshit

When the most out of pocket shit imaginable happens to you.

Dude #1: Bro I was playing Mario Kart World earlier, and just as I was about to cross the finish line in 1st, 5 red shells came at me all at the same time, and I ended up losing in 24th.

Dude #2: That's the most cartoony bullshit I've ever heard.

by GoGo_Gadget March 4, 2026

spewing bullshit

man, my college professor wont stop spewing bullshit. this class so useless

Man I'm so bored in this spewing bullshit class; I'm on urban dictionary.

by wowbrothatscrazy February 10, 2025

Lesbo bullshit

Lesbian miscommunication and misunderstandings due to avoidance and confusion and vice versa

Friend 1: *nonverbal*
Friend 2: *nonverbal*
Both: oh no why are there so many unanswered questions?? What is this lesbo bullshit??&?&?&?&?&?

by f4iryg0ds March 18, 2025

Gaster Bullshit

"Gaster Bullshit" is when a game has major fourth wall breaks, ARG links, hidden mysteries, or anything other elements that could be compared to W.D. Gaster. Also used for any sketchy shit going on in Deltarune that probably connects to him.

"I heard oneshot had a bunch of gaster bullshit so i had to give it a try"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE KNIGHT HAS HOLES IN ITS HANDS??? THIS IS GASTER BULLSHIT BRO"

by ElliottLava January 10, 2026