ass gremlins

that last little bit of poo that you can't wipe off!!

I wiped and couldn't get rid of those ass gremlins! i tried water but they just multiplied!!

by Grant June 18, 2006

Whack Ass

Sucky, Stupid, things out of the ordinary. Ugly.

1. Damn, thats some whack ass hair.

2. Wow, this is a whack ass definition!

by punkrockpat10 April 18, 2010

onion ass

n. an ass so nice it makes you want to cry; see also onion booty

Did you see the onion ass on that hottie? Damn!!!

by joe rockhead February 01, 2005

Ass clown

ass clown (ás kloun) n.:

one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

Phat Pat is ASS CLOWN.

by DEEZ NUTS July 05, 2003

jankey-ass

A take on the word jankey, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.

"Did you see that dude's jankey-ass teeth!?"

or

"Who does that jankey-ass bitch think she is?"

by JMilf July 13, 2008

shattered ass

the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area

Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...

by Anonymous August 02, 2003

blew ass

To flatulate - or fart.

Joe and Seth were driving when Joe smelled something gross and asked Seth if he blew ass in the car.

by Laser Luv May 13, 2007